Susy is the kind of girl who posts “Living my best life” on Instagram while silently judging your outfit from behind those fabulous 1960s diva sunglasses.

Dressed in a turquoise little dress and carrying a handmade crochet bag that probably costs as much as a month’s rent, she is the undisputed queen of chic countryside outings where mud is strictly forbidden.

She has the unmistakable aura of someone who arrives at a picnic bringing nothing but champagne and expectations, fully convinced that the world is her personal runway and everyone else is just a slightly blurred background extra.

She loves flowers—but only if they match the shade of her blush—and treasures genuine friendships, provided they know how to capture her perfect side from the most strategically flattering angle.