Peter is the living embodiment of the slow-living movement—although he’s probably still working his way through the instruction manual. He’s the indie soul who’s never in a hurry to get anywhere, drifting through life at 1 km/h (and only if the wind is behind him).

Ask him for a favour today, and you might get a reply by the next solstice. He loves vinyl records because they spin faster than he does, and barley coffee because real caffeine would trigger an identity crisis.

His superpower? He never gets angry. Not because he’s enlightened, but because adrenaline requires a level of physical effort he simply refuses to entertain.